Far eyes

Momma, how did God make me?

God is very smart and he knew how to make the perfect little boy for Momma.

No, that is not how.  HOW?

Intelligent Design, baby.

No, not Intellvent Dees-eye.  HOW?

It involves genetics and chromosomes.

Okay.

God takes the best parts of the mom and dad to make a special baby. 

Oh!

That is why some babies have eyes like their dad and a nose like their mom.

God gave me far eyes.  Did you know that?

Yes, he gave you eyes so you can see really far.

He didn't give you and Daddy far eyes, though.  But you can use mine.

Okay, thank you.

TAAAAYLOR!  STOP EATING MY TOY!