Bam's new haircut

Last night, CK was hiding under the table with Bam. I figured he was still trying to get Bam to shake his hand (he refused). When I walked by the table, CK said "Don't watch me"... which usually means he doesn't want me to see what he is doing because he is NOT supposed to be doing it. I start to walk over to him and he says "Bam wanted a hair cut". He had found a tiny pair of scissors from a manicure type Swiss Army knife thing.

I don't think this is the style Bam had in mind when he asked for a cut. Maybe just a little off the top...